Dumpster Truck k T-Shirt

A cutting-edge electric vehicle meets the flaming reality of your expectations. This is Dumpster Truck, a subtle tribute to overpromising, overheating, and watching it all burn in beautiful silence.

Printed on the Gildan 64000, it’s soft, lightweight, and perfect for silently judging everything around you—including this shirt.

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Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fabric sourced globally

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Perfect For:
• Watching chaos unfold quietly
• People who believed the hype (once)
• Silent protests at tech meetups
• Daily wear while everything collapses
• Those who appreciate efficient design and inefficient outcomes