CM Skunk T-Shirt

The X’s are still there, but the message changed. CM Skunk is what happens when straight edge walks out, and a fat blunt walks in. He’s not here for your handshake, your cheer, or your opinion—just the smoke and the silence after.

Part of the Stoner Wrestler Icons Series, this shirt is for the fans who keep receipts, hold grudges, and roll with precision. Printed on the Gildan 64000, so even if you’re bitter, you’ll still be comfortable.

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Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• True to size – size up if your lifestyle includes solo smoke sessions and trust issues

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Perfect For:
• Ex-straight edge believers
• People who show up late, leave early, and still get the last word
• Fans of pipebombs and pipe bowls
• That friend who always says “I’m good” and means it
• Wearing headphones in public with nothing playing