Chronic the Hemphog T-Shirt

Meet Chronic the Hemphog. Slower than ever, eyes barely open, and somehow still cooler than most people you know. A laid-back reimagining of a high-speed icon, now optimized for naps, snacks, and absolutely nothing productive.

Printed on the Gildan 64000, it’s soft, lightweight, and fits perfectly whether you’re out, in, or just existing somewhere in between.

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Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fabric sourced globally

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Perfect For:
• Gaming on mute
• Zoning out mid-conversation
• Saturday plans that start and end with snacks
• People who don’t run, ever
• Fans of characters with low ambition and high tolerance