Zuck Off T-Shirt

You don’t need a manifesto. You just need a shirt that tells Meta, the metaverse, and every data-tracking eyeball exactly how you feel. Zuck Off is for people who skipped the Terms of Service and still know they’re being watched.

Printed on the Gildan 64000, it’s soft, wearable, and passive-aggressive in all the right ways.

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Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Fabric sourced globally

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Perfect For:
• Getting banned from platforms slowly
• Barbecues where no one makes eye contact
• People who still have a flip phone… by choice