Stoned Cold T-Shirt

He flips off everyone—time, responsibility, and probably you. This is Stoned Cold, captured in his natural state: eyes shut, joint lit, and not hearing a single word you’re saying.

Part of our Stoner Wrestler Icons Series, this shirt is built for people who light up before they log in, leave early, and never explain themselves. Printed on the Gildan 64000, so yeah—it’s actually comfortable.

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Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and hem
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• True to size – size up if your whole personality is oversized hoodies and backwoods

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Perfect For:
• People who still yell “WHAT?!” during normal conversations
• Smoking before noon
• WrestleMania replays on mute
• Guys who quit drinking… and started something else
• That one friend who always shows up last, highest, and best dressed